If you give Parks an enchilada

If you give Parks a spicy enchilada, he's going to ask for a drink.

When you give him a drink, he's going to say his mouth is still hot.

When he's finished with his drink, he'll ask for some medicine.

Then he'll whine and moan and complain for the rest of the night.

When he's done whining, he'll probably ask you to read him a story.

After you read him a story, he'll probably be ready for bed.

Then he'll make a big fuss about his stomach still hurting.

Eventually he'll fall asleep.

Chances are, after he falls asleep he'll wake you up several times during the night.

Each time he wakes up, he'll complain again about his stomach hurting.

If you make it 'til morning, you vow never to give Parks a spicy enchilada again.