So I got a post card in the mail the other day. It was a summons to jury duty. It wouldn't be so bad, but the town I'm supposed to go to is practically 40 miles away. I'm really excited. Or not.
My brother told me I should tell them I hate all whites, all blacks, all latinos, and anyone that has anything to do with religion. Then they'd let me go. Maybe not such a bad idea. I could get fined $1000 and jail time if I don't show up. I guess it's my civic duty, right? Great.
2 comments:
Let me know when it is. Your kids can come over here and play. It will be fun.
Listen, Its a goof Idea.. Just say that you hate everything!! You'll get out for sure!
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